The town Dildo gets all the attention but there are plenty of other towns in Newfoundland that have ridiculous names, such as:
- Come by Chance
- Blow Me Down
- Leading Tickles
- Push Through
- Cow Head
- Conception Bay
- Happy Adventure
- Too Good Arm
why is the word ‘turd’ so funny?
- me: I'd nail you like a hammer.
- ugly person: you don't nail a hammer.
- me: exactly
*strums guitar* i feel excluded from everything but it’s mostly my fault because i distance myself because i think i’m annoying *strums guitar*
i drank a monster someone come dance with me seriously my booty shakin all by itself it lonely
Lights was in Chicago yesterday and I missed it.
Why must I live in the Land of Losers?
Tragically lonely place it is.